OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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