She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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