big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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