Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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