I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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