I think I died a long time ago.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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