there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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