Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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