at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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