Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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