I want to have your abortion
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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