She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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