but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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