I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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