I need help removing her.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he puts the penis in happiness.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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