Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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