Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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