If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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