Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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