I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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