Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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