do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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