Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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