So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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