On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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