Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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