I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I got chris browned last night
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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