I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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