you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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