You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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