And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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