Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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