Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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