well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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