I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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