why didn't you poke me back
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
