Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
