You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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