What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize