How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Drake has all the answers
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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