I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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