We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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