I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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