i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Never joke about your clitoris.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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