I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wish life had little blips of pornography
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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