Pappa wants mamma naked
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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