Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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