Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
