What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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