while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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