I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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