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I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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