He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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