she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
please don't ironically join a cult
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