Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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