I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
