I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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