She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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