I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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